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China unveils plan for Great Wall v2.0
"China's Great Wall v2.0 will be the Greatest Wall since the Great Wall"
Asia
Putin resigns, Pussy Riot to establish new leadership
After failing to understand that sexuality is not a choice, Vladimir Putin has put in his 2 weeks notice and handed the reigns to long time fans, Pussy Riot.
EuropeTrump finally releases his tax returns, but claims they "got lost in the mail"
"Honestly, who even mails things anymore these days? I use a courier pigeon." - Trump
USA